Need stylish yet sophisticated prose? Magnetic copy that’ll nab conversions by the nose? Or four eyes and a red pen* to round up some kinks? Look no further, I’ve got you covered.
I typically charge 35% of the project price upfront. The remainder will be due in 30 days (Though additional work will not be rendered until your account is current). Two month notices will be posted on the site before any changes in rates occur. Open projects or projects with negotiated agreements will not be affected. Expect a reply to all inquiries within 48 hours.
I prefer compensation via PayPal, but I’m open to other methods.
Turnaround times hold at ~3-8 days for every 10,000 words, though this can be a bit longer depending on work volume. Shorter if you want an unedited piece (not recommended). Note that this doesn’t take research time or revisions into account.
Work that is unpaid for and abandoned will be refurbished and sold to another client when possible. Work that is unpaid for and used will earn my eternal disdain and a choice spot on my blacklist. If insufficient funds or a need for a later invoice due date are ever an issue, please talk to me.
I can currently handle:
- Ghostwriting (fiction and nonfiction)
- Press Releases
- Blog posts
- Web content
- PowerPoint Presentations
- And a bit more, just tell me what you need.
Current rate: $0.065 per word
Your words, my expertise. Facts will be checked, paragraph structures will be torn down and resurrected as glistening spires of
evil readability. Clarity will be enhanced, and a desired style and tone obtained. ~2-5 days is the time I ask for every 10,000 words.
Current rate: $0.040 per word
Typically performed in ~2-4 days per 20,000 words. Order this service for surface level doctoring on things like homophones, minor grammar hiccups, and repetition. Includes small comments, criticism, and suggestions. Works best with text that has already been through an editing pass. If you want your piece revamped rather than prettied up, ask me to edit it instead.
Current rate: $0.025 per word
I’ll read just about anything. Thoughts written on your work can be used anywhere, though I do ask for fair attribution. If it’s of particular note, the review will find its way to the site with a link or two of your choice. If you don’t want the review here, tell me and I’ll respect your wishes. Expect reviews to be done whenever they get done.
I do not accept payment for dishonest reviews, either slanderous or praise filled. Please stop asking.
Current rate: Free! Drop me an email, PM, or comment.
Current Specials: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Come back later. Sometimes, I offer slots for free non-commercial requests. When I get desperate, I offer half price services or other deals.
If you’re at all interested, contact me at email@example.com and we can hash out the details.
*Real red pen not included